BETA COUNCILS

Made in response to Faye Tsakas + Enrique Pedráza-Botero’s Alpha Kings (2023) which played at
WUFF 10 as part of the program “Extremely Online.” The film is a glimpse into the world of Financial
Domination, allowing us to imagine what it might be like for a festival to live as an Alpha Master.

ALPHA_FEST Anyone here have an experimental cinema fetish?

ALPHA_FEST Open your wallets and pay up if you want to see something flicker.

ALPHA_FEST Come on all you council betas, tip now.

ALPHA_FEST WAC_BETA_SAD has entered the room. I’d like to believe you aren’t just here for the trailers this time.

WAC_BETA_SAD What can you do in 90 seconds or less? #Paypig #Sup #Quickie

MAC_ATTACK What are your favourite films so far?

MAC_ATTACK Sent ALPHA_FEST $$$.

ALPHA_FEST Looks like MAC_ATTACK is going to get to see a little scratch animation.

ALPHA_FEST MAC_ATTACK is paying, why you being such a little bitch WAC_BETA_SAD.

ALPHA_FEST MAC_ATTACK might get a little video essay if they’re lucky and keep that money flowing.

MAC_ATTACK Have you ever made your programs available online?

ALPHA_FEST WAC_BETA_SAD are you just going to let MAC_ATTACK show you up like that.
Don’t be a little pussy and open that wallet you little beta.

CCA6969_to_ZZZ Sent ALPHA_FEST $$$.

ALPHA_FEST CCA6969_to_ZZZ is getting me excited. This desktop documentary is just for them.
Close your eyes WAC_BETA_SAD…you don’t deserve it unless you figure out how to open that wallet and send some tips.

ALPHA_FEST Shout out to WFG_FILMLOVER, BLINKERS, SOOKRAM, THCCBD&CBC and VUCAVU.

MAKE_MY_DAY Anyone here do below deck?

ALPHA_FEST Get the fuck out of this chat normie.