BETA COUNCILS

Made in response to Faye Tsakas + Enrique Pedráza-Botero’s Alpha Kings (2023) which played at
WUFF 10 as part of the program “Extremely Online.” The film is a glimpse into the world of Financial
Domination, allowing us to imagine what it might be like for a festival to live as an Alpha Master.

ALPHA FEST Anyone here have an experimental cinema fetish?

ALPHA FEST Open your wallets and pay up if you want to see something flicker.

ALPHA FEST Come on all you council betas, tip now.

ALPHA FEST WAC_BETA_SAD has entered the room. I’d like to believe you aren’t just here for the trailers this time.

WAC_BETA_SAD What can you do in 90 seconds or less? #Paypig #Sup #Quickie

MAC_ATTACK What are your favourite films so far?

MAC_ATTACK Sent ALPHA FEST $$$.

ALPHA FEST Looks like MAC_ATTACK is going to get to see a little scratch animation.

ALPHA FEST MAC_ATTACK is paying, why you being such a little bitch WAC_BETA_SAD.

ALPHA FEST MAC_ATTACK might get a little video essay if they’re lucky and keep that money flowing.

MAC_ATTACK Have you ever made your programs available online?

ALPHA FEST WAC_BETA_SAD are you just going to let MAC_ATTACK show you up like that.
Don’t be a little pussy and open that wallet you little beta.

CCA6969 to ZZZ Sent ALPHA FEST $$$.

ALPHA FEST CCA6969 to ZZZ is getting me excited. This desktop documentary is just for them.
Close your eyes WAC_BETA_SAD…you don’t deserve it unless you figure out how to open that wallet and send some tips.

ALPHA FEST Shout out to WFG_FILMLOVER, BLINKERS, SOOKRAM, THCCBD&CBC and VUCAVU.

MAKE MY DAY Anyone here do below deck?

ALPHA FEST Get the fuck out of this chat normie.